Your Senate Sunday: Oregon’s Ron Wyden Probably Not In Much Danger From ‘Blah...
U.S. Senator Ron Wyden probably won't have to worry about losing his seat to a perennial Oregon candidate who's most famous for storming out of a candidate forum.
View ArticleMaryland U.S. Senate Debate Enlivened By Party-Crashing Green Candidate...
Why didn't Jill Stein just rush the stage like this? Oh, yeah, Secret Service.
View ArticleBe Right Back, Have To Murder This Bernie-Or-Buster
Perhaps you already took our advice not to go on Facebook today and pick fights with every single lefty friend who is currently blaming the Democrats for not ignoring the will of primary voters and...
View ArticleYou Know Who We Forgot To Yell At? WHITE WOMEN, WHO CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF
We’ve been having such fun, or whatever is the opposite of fun, this week. First we yelled at James Comey, and the media, and the whole country. Then we yelled at this idiot and Jill Stein voters like...
View ArticleJill Stein Steps On Own Dick For Two Solid Minutes, And It Is BREATHTAKING
Get off our TV. Jill Stein is this nutbag lady who ran for president in 2016 as an uber-liberal Green Party person who knew Hillary Clinton would be just as bad as Donald Trump, because of how they...
View ArticleJill Stein Under Investigation Now, Probably For Being Too Right
Oh no, there’s a WiFi behind you, Jill Stein! The Senate Intelligence Committee has a few questions for Green Party loser Jill Stein, and they are “How are you correct about everything so much every...
View ArticleScott Pruitt, Superfund Site! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 6, 2018
Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today. Even though he was warned, Robert Mueller is REALLY interested in the Trump Organization, Michael Cohen, and their...
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